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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 12th March 2018

Dilbert//10558, first published eight years ago on Monday 12th March 2018

Meeting Rooms Are Booked


Tags

meetings, managers, scheduling, conflict


Official transcript

Dilbert: My project stalled because all of our meeting rooms have been reserved by managers just in case they need them. My current plan for success is to wait until one of you dies sow e can use your meeting room. Boss: Let's not do project status reports anymore.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

MY PROJECT STALLED BECAUSE ALL OF OUR MEETING ROOMS HAVE BEEN RESERVED BY MANAGERS JUST IN CASE THEY NEED THEM.

MY CURRENT PLAN FOR SUCCESS IS TO WAIT UNTIL ONE OF YOU DIES SO WE CAN USE YOUR MEETING ROOM.

LET'S NOT DO PROJECT STATUS REPORTS ANYMORE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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