Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 18th March 2018

Dilbert//10564, first published eight years ago on Sunday 18th March 2018

Tags

sociopath, obliviousness, tell-all

Official transcript

Dilbert: There's a new tell-all book about our company. CEO: How bad is it? Dilbert: It's bad. Anonymous sources within the company say you're a "raging sociopath with the intellect of a clam."

CEO: Put out a press release denying those lies! Dilbert: That's going to be tricky to write. CEO: Just say I deny being a sociopath with the mind of a clam. Also say I hope whoever said that about me dies a slow and terrible death. Is that clear? Dilbert: Yes, on many levels.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THERE'S A NEW TELL-ALL BOOK ABOUT OUR COMPANY.

HOW BAD IS IT?

IT'S BAD.

ANONYMOUS SOURCES WITHIN THE COMPANY SAY YOU'RE A "RAGING SOCIOPATH WITH THE INTELLECT OF A CLAM." PUT OUT A PRESS RELEASE DENYING THOSE LIES!

THAT'S GOING TO BE TRICKY TO WRITE.

JUST SAY I DENY BEING A SOCIOPATH WITH THE MIND OF A CLAM ALSO SAY I HOPE WHOEVER SAID THAT ABOUT ME DIES A SLOW AND TERRIBLE DEATH.

IS THAT CLEAR?

YES, ON MANY LEVELS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.