Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 18th March 2018

Dilbert//10564, first published eight years ago on Sunday 18th March 2018

Tags

sociopath, obliviousness, tell-all

Official transcript

Dilbert: There's a new tell-all book about our company. CEO: How bad is it? Dilbert: It's bad. Anonymous sources within the company say you're a "raging sociopath with the intellect of a clam."

CEO: Put out a press release denying those lies! Dilbert: That's going to be tricky to write. CEO: Just say I deny being a sociopath with the mind of a clam. Also say I hope whoever said that about me dies a slow and terrible death. Is that clear? Dilbert: Yes, on many levels.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THERE'S A NEW TELL-ALL BOOK ABOUT OUR COMPANY.

HOW BAD IS IT?

IT'S BAD.

ANONYMOUS SOURCES WITHIN THE COMPANY SAY YOU'RE A "RAGING SOCIOPATH WITH THE INTELLECT OF A CLAM." PUT OUT A PRESS RELEASE DENYING THOSE LIES!

THAT'S GOING TO BE TRICKY TO WRITE.

JUST SAY I DENY BEING A SOCIOPATH WITH THE MIND OF A CLAM ALSO SAY I HOPE WHOEVER SAID THAT ABOUT ME DIES A SLOW AND TERRIBLE DEATH.

IS THAT CLEAR?

YES, ON MANY LEVELS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Raging Sociopath with the Intellect of a Clam"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his witty observations and sarcastic humor. In this strip, Dilbert is introduced to a new book about his company, which he finds to be "all about" him. However, he is disappointed to learn that the book is written by an anonymous source who claims to be a "raging sociopath with the intellect of a clam." Dilbert is skeptical of the author's credentials and hopes that the book will die a slow and terrible death.

Key Elements:

• Dilbert's sarcastic comments and reactions to the book
• The anonymous author's claim to be a "raging sociopath with the intellect of a clam"
• Dilbert's skepticism and hope for the book's demise

Tone:

The tone of the comic strip is humorous and satirical, with Dilbert's witty remarks and the absurdity of the anonymous author's claim adding to the comedic effect. The strip pokes fun at the idea of a book being written about a company and the potential for biased or inaccurate information.

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