Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 19th March 2018

Dilbert//10565, first published eight years ago on Monday 19th March 2018

Porch Thief Is Neutralized

Tags

violence, retaliation, delivery, package, stealing, theft, ring, technology

Official transcript

Alice: Uh-oh. My home security system is showing a thief stealing a package from my front door. Activating particle beam defense. The threat has been neutralized. Dilbert: When you say "neutralized,"

does that mean... Alice: Activating crime scene cleanup drone.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

UH-OH. MY HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IS SHOWING A THIEF STEALING A PACKAGE FROM MY FRONT DOOR.

ACTIVATING PARTICLE BEAM DEFENSE.

THE THREAT HAS BEEN NEUTRALIZED.

WHEN YOU SAY "NEUTRALIZED," DOES THAT MEAN...

ACTIVATING CRIME SCENE CLEANUP DRONE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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