Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 29th March 2018

Dilbert//10575, first published eight years ago on Thursday 29th March 2018

Doing Nothing

Tags

laziness, work ethic, logic

Official transcript

Boss: Wally, do you remember that thing I asked you to do last month? Wally: No. Boss: Well, that's okay because something changed and I don't need it anymore. Wally: You're welcome. You'd be surprised how often doing nothing is as good as doing something.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, DO YOU REMEMBER THAT THING I ASKED YOU TO DO LAST MONTH?

NO.

WELL, THAT'S OKAY BECAUSE SOMETHING CHANGED AND I DON'T NEED IT ANYMORE.

YOU'RE WELCOME YOU'D BE SURPRISED HOW OFTEN DOING NOTHING IS AS GOOD AS DOING SOMETHING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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