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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 28th March 2018

Dilbert//10574, first published eight years ago on Wednesday 28th March 2018

To Do List


Tags

to-do list, list, task, stress, assignments


Official transcript

Dilbert: I'd better make a list of all the things I need to do today. Narrator: Eight hours later. Dilbert: I have 347 urgent tasks, and I add about seven new ones each day. I'll cross "make a to-do list"

off my to-do list and call it a day.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'D BETTER MAKE A LIST OF ALL THE THINGS I NEED TO DO TODAY.

EIGHT HOURS LATER I HAVE 347 URGENT TASKS, AND I ADD ABOUT SEVEN NEW ONES EACH DAY.

I'LL CROSS "MAKE A TO-DO LIST" OFF MY TO-DO LIST AND CALL IT A DAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The Never-Ending To-Do List"

Summary:

This comic strip, originally published in, features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with spiky blond hair, sitting at his desk. He is shown to have 347 urgent tasks and adds seven new ones each day, despite having a to-do list that never seems to end.

Key Elements:

  • Dilbert's to-do list is endless, with new tasks being added daily.
  • He has 347 urgent tasks and adds seven new ones each day.
  • Dilbert is shown to be overwhelmed by his never-ending to-do list.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the common phenomenon of feeling overwhelmed by a long to-do list.

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