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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 4th April 2018

Dilbert//10581, first published eight years ago on Wednesday 4th April 2018

Value Of An Employee's Life


Tags

big business, ethics, morals, morality, death, damage, value, medical


Official transcript

Dilbert: The proposed system would reduce accidental employee deaths by 20 percent. CEO: What is the ratio of the value of an employee's life compared to real people? Dilbert: I find your question disturbing. CEO: Just tell me the answer, halfling!

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THE PROPOSED SYSTEM WOULD REDUCE ACCIDENTAL EMPLOYEE DEATHS BY 20%.

WHAT IS THE RATIO OF THE VALUE OF AN EMPLOYEE'S LIFE COMPARED TO REAL PEOPLE?

I FIND YOUR QUESTION DISTURBING.

JUST TELL ME THE ANSWER, HALFLING!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The Proposed System"

Summary:

  • A company proposes a system to reduce accidental employee deaths by 20%.
  • An employee questions the value of an employee's life compared to real people.
  • The boss responds with a flippant comment, "Just tell me the answer, Halfling!"

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