Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 5th April 2018

Dilbert//10582, first published eight years ago on Thursday 5th April 2018

Team Building Dance

Tags

team-building, dance, rules, restrictions, fun

Official transcript

Boss: This year's team-building event will be a dance. No alcohol will be served. The event is for employees only, and you're not allowed to touch each other. Have a great time. Dilbert: How?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THIS YEAR'S TEAM- BUILDING EVENT WILL BE A DANCE.

NO ALCOHOL WILL BE SERVED.

THE EVENT IS FOR EMPLOYEES ONLY, AND YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO TOUCH EACH OTHER.

HAVE A GREAT TIME.

HOW?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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