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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 5th April 2018

Dilbert//10582, first published eight years ago on Thursday 5th April 2018

Team Building Dance


Tags

team-building, dance, rules, restrictions, fun


Official transcript

Boss: This year's team-building event will be a dance. No alcohol will be served. The event is for employees only, and you're not allowed to touch each other. Have a great time. Dilbert: How?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THIS YEAR'S TEAM- BUILDING EVENT WILL BE A DANCE.

NO ALCOHOL WILL BE SERVED.

THE EVENT IS FOR EMPLOYEES ONLY, AND YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO TOUCH EACH OTHER.

HAVE A GREAT TIME.

HOW?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "No Touching Allowed"

Summary:

This comic strip, originally published in 2018, features a humorous take on a team-building event. The scene unfolds with three characters standing together, discussing the rules of the event.

  • The first character states that the event will be a dance, with no alcohol served.
  • The second character clarifies that the event is for employees only and that touching is not allowed.
  • The third character responds with a question, "Have a great time," implying that the rules may make the event awkward or uncomfortable.

The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of a corporate team-building event, highlighting the potential for awkwardness and discomfort in a social setting with strict rules.

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