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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 16th April 2018

Dilbert//10593, first published eight years ago on Monday 16th April 2018

The Losing Team


Tags

blockchain, training, improvement, legacy, education, skills


Official transcript

Dilbert: I'd like to work on our blockchain project to keep my skills updated. Boss: I need you to be a team player and maintain our legacy systems until your technical skills become obsolete. Dilbert: What kind of team is that? Boss: You'll be on the losing team.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'D LIKE TO WORK ON OUR BLOCKCHAIN PROJECT TO KEEP MY SKILLS UPDATED.

I NEED YOU TO BE A TEAM PLAYER AND MAINTAIN OUR LEGACY SYSTEMS UNTIL YOUR TECHNICAL SKILLS BECOME OBSOLETE.

WHAT KIND OF TEAM IS THAT?

YOU'LL BE ON THE LOSING TEAM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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