Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 17th April 2018

Dilbert//10594, first published eight years ago on Tuesday 17th April 2018

Deducing Rank

Tags

hierarchy, rank, marketing, jargon, lingo, adspeak, business

Official transcript

Dilbert: I don't know how to answer your question because I got here late and I haven't deduced your rank in the company. Woman: I'm the new director of Marketing, so you need to pretend my question makes sense. Dilbert: Give me a minute to get into that mindset. Woman: Take your time.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION BECAUSE I GOT HERE LATE AND I HAVENT DEDUCED YOUR RANK IN THE COMPANY.

I'M THE NEW DIRECTOR OF MARKETING, SO YOU NEED TO PRETEND MY QUESTION MAKES SENSE.

GIVE ME A MINUTE TO GET INTO THAT MINDSET.

TAKE YOUR TIME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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