Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 18th April 2018

Dilbert//10595, first published eight years ago on Wednesday 18th April 2018

Boss Instincts

Tags

instinct, gut, mating, sex, choosing

Official transcript

Boss: Both options look good, but I need to choose one. I'll have to rely on my instinct. Dilbert: What does your instinct tell you? Boss: It's mostly about mating. Dilbert: Run.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

BOTH OPTIONS LOOK GOOD, BUT I NEED TO CHOOSE ONE.

I'LL HAVE TO RELY ON MY INSTINCT.

WHAT DOES YOUR INSTINCT TELL YOU?

IT'S MOSTLY ABOUT MATING.

RUN

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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