Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 1st May 2018

Dilbert//10608, first published eight years ago on Tuesday 1st May 2018

Tracking Employee Theft

Tags

surveillance, data, information, spying, privacy

Official transcript

Carol: Someone stole my purse out of my cubicle. Catbert: No problem. We have security video nearly everywhere and we can track every phone that has our internal company app on it. Carol: That is mildly disturbing. Catbert: Here's a live feed of the perp in the third stall of the men's restroom.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SOMEONE STOLE MY PURSE OUT OF MY CUBICLE.

NO PROBLEM. WE HAVE SECURITY VIDEO NEARLY EVERYWHERE AND WE CAN TRACK EVERY PHONE THAT HAS OUR INTERNAL COMPANY APP ON IT.

THAT IS MILDLY DISTURBING.

HERE'S A LIVE FEED OF THE PERP IN THE THIRD STALL OF THE MEN'S RESTROOM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Cubicle Surveillance"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive green hairdo, who is startled by a red creature emerging from his cubicle. The creature, resembling a cross between a cat and a dinosaur, claims to have video surveillance capabilities and the ability to track phones using the company's internal app. The creature's presence is met with skepticism by Dilbert, who questions its legitimacy and the purpose of its visit. The scene is set in a typical office environment, with the creature's unusual appearance and claims adding a touch of absurdity to the situation.

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