Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 1st May 2018

Dilbert//10608, first published eight years ago on Tuesday 1st May 2018

Tracking Employee Theft

Tags

surveillance, data, information, spying, privacy

Official transcript

Carol: Someone stole my purse out of my cubicle. Catbert: No problem. We have security video nearly everywhere and we can track every phone that has our internal company app on it. Carol: That is mildly disturbing. Catbert: Here's a live feed of the perp in the third stall of the men's restroom.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SOMEONE STOLE MY PURSE OUT OF MY CUBICLE.

NO PROBLEM. WE HAVE SECURITY VIDEO NEARLY EVERYWHERE AND WE CAN TRACK EVERY PHONE THAT HAS OUR INTERNAL COMPANY APP ON IT.

THAT IS MILDLY DISTURBING.

HERE'S A LIVE FEED OF THE PERP IN THE THIRD STALL OF THE MEN'S RESTROOM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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