Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 30th April 2018

Dilbert//10607, first published eight years ago on Monday 30th April 2018

Finding Alice

Tags

surveillance, data, spying, location, privacy

Official transcript

Boss: Does anyone know where Alice is? Dilbert: Yes. The CIA, Google, Facebook, Apple, and Russian hackers know where she is. Boss: But we have no way to find her? Dilbert: Depends. Was she dumb enough to download our company app?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE ALICE IS?

YES.

THE CIA, GOOGLE, FACEBOOK, APPLE, AND RUSSIAN HACKERS KNOW WHERE SHE IS.

BUT WE HAVE NO WAY TO FIND HER?

DEPENDS.

WAS SHE DUMB ENOUGH TO DOWNLOAD OUR COMPANY APP?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The CIA, Google, Facebook, Apple, and Russian Hackers Know Where She Is."

Summary:

This comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and commentary on office life, in a humorous exchange with another character. The conversation begins with the question, "Does anyone know where Alice is?" to which the response is "Yes." However, when asked who knows where Alice is, the answer reveals a surprising list of organizations: the CIA, Google, Facebook, Apple, and Russian hackers. The punchline comes when Dilbert asks if they have found Alice, only to be told that they have no way to find her, but that she was dumb enough to download their company app. This clever play on the common concern about personal data security in the digital age is characteristic of the Dilbert comic strip's style of humor.

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