Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 30th April 2018

Dilbert//10607, first published eight years ago on Monday 30th April 2018

Finding Alice

Tags

surveillance, data, spying, location, privacy

Official transcript

Boss: Does anyone know where Alice is? Dilbert: Yes. The CIA, Google, Facebook, Apple, and Russian hackers know where she is. Boss: But we have no way to find her? Dilbert: Depends. Was she dumb enough to download our company app?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE ALICE IS?

YES.

THE CIA, GOOGLE, FACEBOOK, APPLE, AND RUSSIAN HACKERS KNOW WHERE SHE IS.

BUT WE HAVE NO WAY TO FIND HER?

DEPENDS.

WAS SHE DUMB ENOUGH TO DOWNLOAD OUR COMPANY APP?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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