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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 4th May 2018

Dilbert//10611, first published eight years ago on Friday 4th May 2018

Both Huge Liars


Tags

dating, tinder, app, relationships, lying, deceit


Official transcript

Dilbert: You don't look like your photos on the dating app. Woman: Your profile said you like to go to the gym. So I guess we're both huge liars. Dilbert: Maybe we can build on that.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE YOUR PHOTOS ON THE DATING APP.

YOUR PROFILE SAID YOU LIKE TO GO TO THE GYM. SO I GUESS WE'RE BOTH HUGE LIARS.

MAYBE WE CAN BUILD ON THAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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