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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 4th May 2018

Dilbert//10611, first published eight years ago on Friday 4th May 2018

Both Huge Liars


Tags

dating, tinder, app, relationships, lying, deceit


Official transcript

Dilbert: You don't look like your photos on the dating app. Woman: Your profile said you like to go to the gym. So I guess we're both huge liars. Dilbert: Maybe we can build on that.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE YOUR PHOTOS ON THE DATING APP.

YOUR PROFILE SAID YOU LIKE TO GO TO THE GYM. SO I GUESS WE'RE BOTH HUGE LIARS.

MAYBE WE CAN BUILD ON THAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his witty observations and sarcastic humor, in a humorous exchange with a woman.

  • Panel 1: Dilbert meets the woman at a bar and comments on her appearance, saying, "You don't look like your photos on the dating app."
  • Panel 2: The woman responds, "Your profile said you like to go to the gym. So I guess we're both huge liars."
  • Panel 3: Dilbert retorts, "Maybe we can build on that."

This exchange highlights the humorous side of online dating and the tendency for people to exaggerate or misrepresent themselves in their profiles. The comic strip pokes fun at the common practice of creating an idealized online persona, only to be disappointed when meeting in person.

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