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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 5th May 2018

Dilbert//10612, first published eight years ago on Saturday 5th May 2018

Dating A Skeleton


Tags

sex, dating, relationships, questioning, desperation


Official transcript

Dilbert: Do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Skeleton: Go ahead. But if you ask me if I'm dead, there is no chance I'll be rattling bones with you later. What's your question? Dilbert: It can wait until tomorrow.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DO YOU MIND IF I ASK A PERSONAL QUESTION?

GO AHEAD.

BUT IF YOU ASK ME IF I'M DEAD, THERE IS NO CHANCE I'LL BE RATTLING BONES WITH YOU LATER.

WHAT'S YOUR QUESTION?

IT CAN WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "A Philosophical Conversation"

Summary:

This comic strip, originally published in 2018, presents a humorous conversation between two characters, Dogbert and Dilbert, who are engaged in a philosophical discussion about the nature of existence and the afterlife.

Key Points:

  • Dogbert asks Dilbert if he minds if he asks a personal question, to which Dilbert responds with a warning that if he does, there will be no chance of rattling bones later.
  • Dogbert proceeds to ask the question, "What's your question?" and Dilbert responds with, "It can wait until tomorrow."
  • The conversation is lighthearted and playful, with a touch of humor and wit.

Overall:

The comic strip offers a thought-provoking and entertaining exchange between two characters, exploring the complexities of human existence and the importance of timing in our interactions with others.

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