Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 5th May 2018

Dilbert//10612, first published eight years ago on Saturday 5th May 2018

Dating A Skeleton

Tags

sex, dating, relationships, questioning, desperation

Official transcript

Dilbert: Do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Skeleton: Go ahead. But if you ask me if I'm dead, there is no chance I'll be rattling bones with you later. What's your question? Dilbert: It can wait until tomorrow.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU MIND IF I ASK A PERSONAL QUESTION?

GO AHEAD.

BUT IF YOU ASK ME IF I'M DEAD, THERE IS NO CHANCE I'LL BE RATTLING BONES WITH YOU LATER.

WHAT'S YOUR QUESTION?

IT CAN WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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