Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 9th May 2018

Dilbert//10616, first published eight years ago on Wednesday 9th May 2018

Our Api

Tags

hackers, hacking, api, jargon, obliviousness, language

Official transcript

Narrator: Dogbert The Reporter. Dogbert: How did hackers get access to your customer data? CEO: I'm told they used something called "our A.P.I."

to suck out all the data. Dogbert: I'll just say you'er stupid. CEO: Why does everyone always say that?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE REPORTER HOW DID HACKERS GET ACCESS TO YOUR CUSTOMER DATA?

I'M TOLD THEY USED SOMETHING CALLED "OUR A.P.I." TO SUCK OUT ALL THE DATA.

I'LL JUST SAY YOU'RE STUPID.

WHY DOES EVERYONE ALWAYS SAY THAT?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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