Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 8th May 2018

Dilbert//10615, first published eight years ago on Tuesday 8th May 2018

Press Release About Hack

Tags

hacker, hacking, information, privacy, damage control, apology

Official transcript

Boss: Hackers got our customer data. Write a press release saying we are sorry and it will never happen again. Tina: Is any of that true? Boss: Part of it is. Tina: Which part. Boss: Hackers got our customer data.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HACKERS GOT OUR CUSTOMER DATA. WRITE A PRESS RELEASE SAYING WE ARE SORRY AND IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

IS ANY OF THAT TRUE?

PART OF IT IS.

WHICH PART?

HACKERS GOT OUR CUSTOMER DATA.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Hackers Got Our Customer Data"

Summary:

This comic strip, originally published in 2018, features Dilbert and his co-worker Wally discussing a press release about customer data. The conversation begins with Dilbert asking if the press release is true, to which Wally responds that it is part of it. However, Dilbert is unsure which part is true.

The comic strip highlights the challenges of writing a press release when dealing with sensitive information, such as customer data. It pokes fun at the idea that companies often struggle to provide clear and accurate information to their customers, leaving them wondering what is true and what is not. The strip also touches on the theme of corporate transparency and the importance of being honest with customers about their data.

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