Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 8th May 2018

Dilbert//10615, first published eight years ago on Tuesday 8th May 2018

Press Release About Hack

Tags

hacker, hacking, information, privacy, damage control, apology

Official transcript

Boss: Hackers got our customer data. Write a press release saying we are sorry and it will never happen again. Tina: Is any of that true? Boss: Part of it is. Tina: Which part. Boss: Hackers got our customer data.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HACKERS GOT OUR CUSTOMER DATA. WRITE A PRESS RELEASE SAYING WE ARE SORRY AND IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

IS ANY OF THAT TRUE?

PART OF IT IS.

WHICH PART?

HACKERS GOT OUR CUSTOMER DATA.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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