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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 13th May 2018

Dilbert//10620, first published eight years ago on Sunday 13th May 2018


Tags

berating, yelling, gaslight, temper, anger, frustration


Official transcript

Asok: What's that gadget? Woman: Are you freakin' serious? Asok: Yes. Woman: Oh... My... God. Do you not remember the long discussion about this thing in the last meeting? Are you trying to gaslight me? I have not patience for trolls! Eat dirt and die! Asok: I joined the project today. This is my first meeting. Woman: Liar! Dilbert: Welcome to the team.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WHAT'S THAT GADGET?

ARE YOU FREAKIN' SERIOUS?

YES.

.

MY.

GOD.

00 DO YOU NOT REMEMBER THE LONG DISCUSSION ABOUT THIS THING IN THE LAST MEETING?

ARE YOU TRYING TO GASLIGHT ME?

I HAVE NO PATIENCE FOR TROLLS! EAT DIRT AND DIE!

I JOINED THE PROJECT TODAY.

THIS IS MY FIRST MEETING.

LIAR!

WELCOME TO THE TEAM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Trolling in the Workplace"

Summary:

The comic strip, created by Scott Adams, revolves around a meeting where a team member, Dilbert, attempts to gaslight his coworkers. The conversation begins with a discussion about a gadget, which leads to a disagreement about its usefulness. One team member, dressed in purple, becomes frustrated and resorts to trolling, making sarcastic remarks about the meeting and the project.

The comic strip humorously highlights the challenges of working with difficult team members and the importance of maintaining a professional demeanor in the workplace. It pokes fun at the absurdity of office politics and the ways in which people can become distracted from the task at hand. Overall, the comic strip provides a lighthearted commentary on the quirks of modern work life.

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