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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 13th May 2018

Dilbert//10620, first published eight years ago on Sunday 13th May 2018


Tags

berating, yelling, gaslight, temper, anger, frustration


Official transcript

Asok: What's that gadget? Woman: Are you freakin' serious? Asok: Yes. Woman: Oh... My... God. Do you not remember the long discussion about this thing in the last meeting? Are you trying to gaslight me? I have not patience for trolls! Eat dirt and die! Asok: I joined the project today. This is my first meeting. Woman: Liar! Dilbert: Welcome to the team.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WHAT'S THAT GADGET?

ARE YOU FREAKIN' SERIOUS?

YES.

.

MY.

GOD.

00 DO YOU NOT REMEMBER THE LONG DISCUSSION ABOUT THIS THING IN THE LAST MEETING?

ARE YOU TRYING TO GASLIGHT ME?

I HAVE NO PATIENCE FOR TROLLS! EAT DIRT AND DIE!

I JOINED THE PROJECT TODAY.

THIS IS MY FIRST MEETING.

LIAR!

WELCOME TO THE TEAM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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