Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 14th May 2018

Dilbert//10621, first published eight years ago on Monday 14th May 2018

Boss Comes To Work Sick

Tags

sick, sickness, illness, contagious, sick days, medical

Official transcript

Boss: I have to warn you-- I have a fever and I'm tripping on cold medicine. Alice: Thank you for coming to work and infecting all of us, you selfish, addle-brained plague rat. Boss: I was going for "courageous."

Dilbert: Do Wally first, so I can watch him spasm.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HAVE TO WARN YOU - I HAVE A FEVER AND IM TRIPPING ON COLD MEDICINE.

THANK YOU FOR COMING TO WORK AND INFECTING ALL OF US, YOU SELFISH, ADDLEBRAINED PLAGUE RAT.

I WAS GOING FOR "COURAGEOUS." DO WALLY FIRST, SO I CAN WATCH HIM SPASM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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