Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 17th May 2018

Dilbert//10624, first published eight years ago on Thursday 17th May 2018

Conditions For Wally To Be On The Team

Tags

laziness, work ethic, excuses

Official transcript

Wally: My boss gave me approval to join your project team under the condition I don't take on any extra work. Woman: The whole point of being on the project is to do extra work. Maybe I should talk to your boss. Wally: His other condition is that you never contact him.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY BOSS GAVE ME APPROVAL TO JOIN YOUR PROJECT TEAM UNDER THE CONDITION I DON'T TAKE ON ANY EXTRA WORK.

THE WHOLE POINT OF BEING ON THE PROJECT IS TO DO EXTRA WORK.

MAYBE I SHOULD TALK TO YOUR BOSS HIS OTHER CONDITION IS THAT YOU NEVER CONTACT HIM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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