Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 16th May 2018

Dilbert//10623, first published eight years ago on Wednesday 16th May 2018

Facial Recognition Software

Tags

facial recognition, stupid, insult, obliviousness, prototype, intelligence

Official transcript

Dilbert: I'm designing a device that uses facial recognition to detect stupidity. I need your help creating the pattern-recognition algorithm. Boss: What do you need me to do? Dilbert: Look straight ahead and smile.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M DESIGNING A DEVICE THAT USES FACIAL RECOGNITION TO DETECT STUPIDITY.

I NEED YOUR HELP CREATING THE PATTERN-RECOGNITION ALGORITHM.

WHAT DO YOU NEED ME TO DO?

LOOK STRAIGHT AHEAD AND SMILE.

CLICK

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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