Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 24th May 2018

Dilbert//10631, first published eight years ago on Thursday 24th May 2018

Boring And Needy Children

Tags

parents, mother, interview, children, annoyance, work-life balance, family

Official transcript

Boss: Do you enjoy spending time with your children? Woman: No, they're boring and needy. They can't even hold a conversation. If I'm being honest, I prefer working long hours so I see less of them. Boss: Perfect. You're hired. Woman: I mean, I love them, but I don't like them.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU ENJOY SPENDING TIME WITH YOUR CHILDREN?

NO, THEY'RE BORING AND NEEDY.

THEY CAN'T EVEN HOLD A CONVERSATION. IF I'M BEING HONEST, I PREFER WORKING LONG HOURS SO I SEE LESS OF THEM.

PERFECT.

YOU'RE HIRED.

I MEAN, I LOVE THEM, BUT I DON'T LIKE THEM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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