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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 25th May 2018

Dilbert//10632, first published eight years ago on Friday 25th May 2018

Bossercize


Tags

exercise, personal trainer, fitness, bossercise, criticism, managers, health


Official transcript

Narrator: Dogbert The Personal Trainer. Dogbert: I invented a fitness routine I call Bossercise. It mostly involves strutting around the office and criticizing people. Boss: You incompetent fool! Dogbert: Give me twenty more reps.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE PERSONAL TRAINER I INVENTED A FITNESS ROUTINE I CALL BOSSERCISE.

IT MOSTLY INVOLVES STRUTTING AROUND THE OFFICE AND CRITICIZING PEOPLE.

YOU INCOMPETENT FOOL!

GIVE ME TWENTY MORE REPS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Boss-ercise"

Summary:

The comic strip, titled "Boss-ercise," features Dogbert, a personal trainer, introducing a new fitness routine called "Bossercise." The routine involves strutting around the office and criticizing people. The employees are initially skeptical but eventually become more aggressive, with one employee asking for twenty more reps.

Key Elements:

  • Dogbert introduces "Bossercise" as a fitness routine.
  • The routine involves strutting around the office and criticizing people.
  • Employees are initially skeptical but become more aggressive.
  • One employee asks for twenty more reps.

Overall:

The comic strip humorously depicts the absurdity of a fitness routine that involves criticizing people, highlighting the importance of a positive and supportive work environment.

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