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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 25th May 2018

Dilbert//10632, first published eight years ago on Friday 25th May 2018

Bossercize


Tags

exercise, personal trainer, fitness, bossercise, criticism, managers, health


Official transcript

Narrator: Dogbert The Personal Trainer. Dogbert: I invented a fitness routine I call Bossercise. It mostly involves strutting around the office and criticizing people. Boss: You incompetent fool! Dogbert: Give me twenty more reps.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE PERSONAL TRAINER I INVENTED A FITNESS ROUTINE I CALL BOSSERCISE.

IT MOSTLY INVOLVES STRUTTING AROUND THE OFFICE AND CRITICIZING PEOPLE.

YOU INCOMPETENT FOOL!

GIVE ME TWENTY MORE REPS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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