Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 26th May 2018

Dilbert//10633, first published eight years ago on Saturday 26th May 2018

Spittle

Tags

exercise, fitness, fad, bossercise, yelling, criticism, managers, health

Official transcript

Boss: If you need me, I'll be Bossercizing. Carol: What? Boss: It's a combination of walking around and spittle-yelling at underperformers. Carol: Is the spittle part necessary? Boss: Thhtop queth-tioning me!!!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IF YOU NEED ME, I'LL BE BOSSERCIZING.

WHAT?

IT'S A COMBINATION OF WALKING AROUND AND SPITTLE-YELLING AT UNDERPERFORMERS.

IS THE SPITTLE PART NECESSARY?

THHH TOP QUETH - TIONING ME!!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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