Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 29th May 2018

Dilbert//10636, first published eight years ago on Tuesday 29th May 2018

Wife Versus Wifi

Tags

typo, overreaction, wife, wi-fi, offense, relationships

Official transcript

CEO: I want you to fire Dilbert for insulting my wife in his slide deck. Boss: The presentation was about wi-fi, not your wife. CEO: In my defense, they're both spotty.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I WANT YOU TO FIRE DILBERT FOR INSULTING MY WIFE IN HIS SLIDE DECK.

THE PRESENTATION WAS ABOUT WI-FI, NOT YOUR WIFE.

IN MY DEFENSE, THEY'RE BOTH SPOTTY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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