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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 29th May 2018

Dilbert//10636, first published eight years ago on Tuesday 29th May 2018

Wife Versus Wifi


Tags

typo, overreaction, wife, wi-fi, offense, relationships


Official transcript

CEO: I want you to fire Dilbert for insulting my wife in his slide deck. Boss: The presentation was about wi-fi, not your wife. CEO: In my defense, they're both spotty.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I WANT YOU TO FIRE DILBERT FOR INSULTING MY WIFE IN HIS SLIDE DECK.

THE PRESENTATION WAS ABOUT WI-FI, NOT YOUR WIFE.

IN MY DEFENSE, THEY'RE BOTH SPOTTY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Wi-Fi Insult"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Dilbert's wife, Alice, who is being insulted by her boss, the Pointy-Haired Boss (PHB). The PHB fires Dilbert for insulting his wife in his slide deck, but Dilbert responds by pointing out that the presentation was about Wi-Fi, not Alice. The PHB then fires Dilbert for being both "spotty" and "in my defense." The comic strip pokes fun at the absurdity of corporate culture and the ridiculousness of office politics.

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