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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 30th May 2018

Dilbert//10637, first published eight years ago on Wednesday 30th May 2018

Arguing With Idiots


Tags

happiness, secret, tip, arguing, psychology


Official transcript

Asok: Wally, how do you stay happy while the rest of us are stressed out? Wally: It's easy. Instead of arguing with idiots, I pretend I agree with them so they'll leave me alone. Asok: That sounds risky. Wally: Yes, I agree.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WALLY, HOW DO YOU STAY HAPPY WHILE THE REST OF US ARE STRESSED OUT?

IT'S EASY. INSTEAD OF ARGUING WITH IDIOTS, I PRETEND I AGREE WITH THEM SO THEY'LL LEAVE ME ALONE.

THAT SOUNDS RISKY.

YES, I AGREE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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