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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 31st May 2018

Dilbert//10638, first published eight years ago on Thursday 31st May 2018

Employees Who Don't Want Money


Tags

motivation, money, optimism, ambition


Official transcript

Boss: I don't want employees who are motivated by money. I want true believers who are trying to make the world a better place. Wally: Those people sound crazy. Dilbert: Can you warn us if you see one?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I DON'T WANT EMPLOYEES WHO ARE MOTIVATED BY MONEY.

I WANT TRUE BELIEVERS WHO ARE TRYING TO MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE.

THOSE PEOPLE SOUND CRAZY.

CAN YOU WARN US IF YOU SEE ONE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Believers Wanted"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features a boss seeking employees who are motivated by money.
  • However, he wants true believers who are trying to make the world a better place.
  • The boss is met with skepticism by his employees, who are more interested in their own self-interest.
  • The boss's request for employees who want to make a positive impact is met with resistance, highlighting the challenges of finding employees who share his values.

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