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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 9th June 2018

Dilbert//10647, first published eight years ago on Saturday 9th June 2018

Wally's Stealth Drone


Tags

deception, deceit, drone, technology, invention, fake


Official transcript

Wally: In my right hand is a standard drone. In my left hand is a drone using the cloaking technology I invented. Voices: Ooh! Wow! Wally: I'll demonstrate it flying as soon as I finish the noise cancellation. CEO: Employee of the year!

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

IN MY RIGHT HAND IS A STANDARD DRONE.

IN MY LEFT HAND IS A DRONE USING THE CLOAKING TECHNOLOGY I INVENTED.

!

WOW!

I'LL DEMONSTRATE IT FLYING AS SOON AS I FINISH THE NOISE CANCELLATION.

EMPLOYEE OF THE YEAR!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The Drone of the Year"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a green shirt and black pants, holding a drone in his right hand. He proudly declares, "In my right hand is a standard drone." However, when he switches hands and holds the drone in his left hand, he claims, "In my left hand is a drone using the cloaking technology I invented."

The scene takes a humorous turn when the boss, a bald man with a white shirt and yellow tie, enters the room and asks, "Employee of the Year!" The boss is surprised to see Dilbert holding the drone and exclaims, "Wow!"

The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of a fictional invention and the absurdity of a boss's reaction. It showcases the witty humor and satire that Dilbert is known for.

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