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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 9th June 2018

Dilbert//10647, first published eight years ago on Saturday 9th June 2018

Wally's Stealth Drone


Tags

deception, deceit, drone, technology, invention, fake


Official transcript

Wally: In my right hand is a standard drone. In my left hand is a drone using the cloaking technology I invented. Voices: Ooh! Wow! Wally: I'll demonstrate it flying as soon as I finish the noise cancellation. CEO: Employee of the year!

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

IN MY RIGHT HAND IS A STANDARD DRONE.

IN MY LEFT HAND IS A DRONE USING THE CLOAKING TECHNOLOGY I INVENTED.

!

WOW!

I'LL DEMONSTRATE IT FLYING AS SOON AS I FINISH THE NOISE CANCELLATION.

EMPLOYEE OF THE YEAR!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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