Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 10th June 2018

Dilbert//10648, first published eight years ago on Sunday 10th June 2018

Tags

competition, replacement, hiring, job description

Official transcript

Boss: Wally, I need you to write up your job description for me. Wally: Is that because you're planning to hire someone to replace me? Boss: I need it by tomorrow. Wally: Job description: leverage platform technologies to maximize software architecture optimization via nanotubes. Here you go. Boss: Can you start on Monday? Man: I changed my mind.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, I NEED YOU TO WRITE UP YOUR JOB DESCRIPTION FOR ME.

IS THAT BECAUSE YOU'RE PLANNING TO HIRE SOMEONE TO REPLACE ME?

I NEED IT BY TOMORROW.

JOB DESCRIPTION: LEVERAGE PLATFORM TECHNOLOGIES TO MAXIMIZE SOFTWARE ARCHITECTURE OPTIMIZATION VIA NANO TUBES.

HERE YOU GO.

CAN YOU START ON MONDAY?

I CHANGED MY MIND.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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