Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 10th June 2018

Dilbert//10648, first published eight years ago on Sunday 10th June 2018

Tags

competition, replacement, hiring, job description

Official transcript

Boss: Wally, I need you to write up your job description for me. Wally: Is that because you're planning to hire someone to replace me? Boss: I need it by tomorrow. Wally: Job description: leverage platform technologies to maximize software architecture optimization via nanotubes. Here you go. Boss: Can you start on Monday? Man: I changed my mind.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, I NEED YOU TO WRITE UP YOUR JOB DESCRIPTION FOR ME.

IS THAT BECAUSE YOU'RE PLANNING TO HIRE SOMEONE TO REPLACE ME?

I NEED IT BY TOMORROW.

JOB DESCRIPTION: LEVERAGE PLATFORM TECHNOLOGIES TO MAXIMIZE SOFTWARE ARCHITECTURE OPTIMIZATION VIA NANO TUBES.

HERE YOU GO.

CAN YOU START ON MONDAY?

I CHANGED MY MIND.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Job Description"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 2018, revolves around Dilbert's job search. The story begins with Wally asking Dilbert to write up his job description, to which Dilbert responds that he needs someone to replace him. Wally then asks if that's because Dilbert is planning to hire someone to replace him, and Dilbert confirms this.

Dilbert explains that he wants to leverage platform technologies to maximize software architecture optimization via nanotubes. However, his boss is skeptical and asks if he can start on Monday, to which Dilbert responds that he changed his mind.

The comic strip humorously portrays the challenges of finding the right job and the absurdity of some job descriptions. It highlights the importance of clear communication and the need for employers to understand their employees' goals and aspirations. Overall, the comic strip provides a lighthearted commentary on the modern workplace and the challenges of finding meaningful employment.

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