Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 12th June 2018

Dilbert//10650, first published eight years ago on Tuesday 12th June 2018

Asking Successful People For Advice

Tags

success, advice, ambition

Official transcript

Asok: Every time I ask a successful person for career advice, I get a different answer. Carol: My plan for success is to lull my boss into a fatal accident and take over his identity. Asok: I'm not asking unsuccessful people for advice. Carol: Is that how you talk to your future boss?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

EVERY TIME I ASK A SUCCESSFUL PERSON FOR CAREER ADVICE, I GET A DIFFERENT ANSWER.

MY PLAN FOR SUCCESS IS TO LULL MY BOSS INTO A FATAL ACCIDENT AND TAKE OVER HIS IDENTITY.

I'M NOT ASKING UNSUCCESSFUL PEOPLE FOR ADVICE.

IS THAT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR FUTURE BOSS?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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