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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 11th June 2018

Dilbert//10649, first published eight years ago on Monday 11th June 2018

Wally Teaches Success


Tags

success, luck, money, winning, mentor, advice


Official transcript

Asok: Can you mentor me on how to be successful? Wally: Your best strategy is a combination of lying and being related to rich people. Asok: What is the second-best strategy? Wally: Crime is second. Winning a lottery is third.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

CAN YOU MENTOR ME ON HOW TO BE SUCCESSFUL?

YOUR BEST STRATEGY IS A COMBINATION OF LYING AND BEING RELATED TO RICH PEOPLE.

WHAT IS THE SECOND - BEST STRATEGY?

CRIME IS SECOND.

WINNING A LOTTERY IS THIRD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Crime is Second"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between a mentor and a protégé. The mentor asks how to be successful, to which the protégé responds with a strategy that involves lying and being related to rich people. When asked what the second-best strategy is, the protégé suggests winning a lottery, which the mentor considers the third-best strategy. The comic strip humorously highlights the protégé's unconventional approach to success.

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