Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 11th June 2018

Dilbert//10649, first published eight years ago on Monday 11th June 2018

Wally Teaches Success

Tags

success, luck, money, winning, mentor, advice

Official transcript

Asok: Can you mentor me on how to be successful? Wally: Your best strategy is a combination of lying and being related to rich people. Asok: What is the second-best strategy? Wally: Crime is second. Winning a lottery is third.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAN YOU MENTOR ME ON HOW TO BE SUCCESSFUL?

YOUR BEST STRATEGY IS A COMBINATION OF LYING AND BEING RELATED TO RICH PEOPLE.

WHAT IS THE SECOND - BEST STRATEGY?

CRIME IS SECOND.

WINNING A LOTTERY IS THIRD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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