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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 15th June 2018

Dilbert//10653, first published eight years ago on Friday 15th June 2018

Dogbert Sells Life Advice


Tags

advice, motivation, meaning, existentialism


Official transcript

Asok: How do I find meaning in my life? Dogbert: Nothing has meaning. The best you can do is postpone your own lonely and painful death. Asok: Are you saying I should take care of my health? Dogbert: What answer gets me the best review on Yelp?!

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

HOW DO I FIND MEANING IN MY LIFE?

LIFE ADVICE $100 NOTHING HAS MEANING. THE BEST YOU CAN DO IS POSTPONE YOUR OWN LONELY AND PAINFUL DEATH.

ARE YOU SAYING I SHOULD TAKE CARE OF MY HEALTH?

WHAT ANSWER GETS ME THE BEST REVIEW ON YELP?!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Life Advice for $100"

Summary:

  • The comic strip depicts a man seeking life advice from a dog in a therapist's office.
  • The dog offers a cryptic and humorous response, saying "Nothing has meaning. The best you can do is post-pone your own lonely and painful death."
  • The man is left puzzled, asking if this is the best review on Yelp.
  • The dog responds by asking what answer gets the best review on Yelp, implying that its advice is the best way to gain a good review.

Key Points:

  • The comic strip uses humor to comment on the search for meaning in life.
  • The dog's response is a satirical take on the idea that life advice should be profound and meaningful.
  • The use of Yelp as a reference point adds a modern twist to the classic "life advice" scenario.

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