Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 15th June 2018

Dilbert//10653, first published eight years ago on Friday 15th June 2018

Dogbert Sells Life Advice

Tags

advice, motivation, meaning, existentialism

Official transcript

Asok: How do I find meaning in my life? Dogbert: Nothing has meaning. The best you can do is postpone your own lonely and painful death. Asok: Are you saying I should take care of my health? Dogbert: What answer gets me the best review on Yelp?!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HOW DO I FIND MEANING IN MY LIFE?

LIFE ADVICE $100 NOTHING HAS MEANING. THE BEST YOU CAN DO IS POSTPONE YOUR OWN LONELY AND PAINFUL DEATH.

ARE YOU SAYING I SHOULD TAKE CARE OF MY HEALTH?

WHAT ANSWER GETS ME THE BEST REVIEW ON YELP?!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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