Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 15th June 2018
Dilbert//10653, first published eight years ago on Friday 15th June 2018
Dogbert Sells Life Advice
Tags
advice, motivation, meaning, existentialism
Official transcript
Asok: How do I find meaning in my life? Dogbert: Nothing has meaning. The best you can do is postpone your own lonely and painful death. Asok: Are you saying I should take care of my health? Dogbert: What answer gets me the best review on Yelp?!
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
HOW DO I FIND MEANING IN MY LIFE?
LIFE ADVICE $100 NOTHING HAS MEANING. THE BEST YOU CAN DO IS POSTPONE YOUR OWN LONELY AND PAINFUL DEATH.
ARE YOU SAYING I SHOULD TAKE CARE OF MY HEALTH?
WHAT ANSWER GETS ME THE BEST REVIEW ON YELP?!
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Title: "Life Advice for $100"
Summary:
- The comic strip depicts a man seeking life advice from a dog in a therapist's office.
- The dog offers a cryptic and humorous response, saying "Nothing has meaning. The best you can do is post-pone your own lonely and painful death."
- The man is left puzzled, asking if this is the best review on Yelp.
- The dog responds by asking what answer gets the best review on Yelp, implying that its advice is the best way to gain a good review.
Key Points:
- The comic strip uses humor to comment on the search for meaning in life.
- The dog's response is a satirical take on the idea that life advice should be profound and meaningful.
- The use of Yelp as a reference point adds a modern twist to the classic "life advice" scenario.
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