Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 16th June 2018

Dilbert//10654, first published eight years ago on Saturday 16th June 2018

Reincarnation Advice

Tags

advice, motivation, reincarnation, death, fussiness, medical

Official transcript

Narrator: Dogbert's Life Advice. Dogbert: I've reviewed your file. Your best bet is to live an unhealthy lifestyle, die young, and hope reincarnation is real. Man: Is it real? Dogbert: All I know for sure is that dead people are less fuss than you.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT'S LIFE ADVICE IVE REVIEWED YOUR FILE.

YOUR BEST BET IS TO LIVE AN UNHEAL THY LIFESTYLE, DIE YOUNG, AND HOPE REINCARNATION IS REAL.

IS IT REAL?

ALL I KNOW FOR SURE IS THAT DEAD PEOPLE ARE LESS FUSSY THAN YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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