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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 16th June 2018

Dilbert//10654, first published eight years ago on Saturday 16th June 2018

Reincarnation Advice


Tags

advice, motivation, reincarnation, death, fussiness, medical


Official transcript

Narrator: Dogbert's Life Advice. Dogbert: I've reviewed your file. Your best bet is to live an unhealthy lifestyle, die young, and hope reincarnation is real. Man: Is it real? Dogbert: All I know for sure is that dead people are less fuss than you.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DOGBERT'S LIFE ADVICE IVE REVIEWED YOUR FILE.

YOUR BEST BET IS TO LIVE AN UNHEAL THY LIFESTYLE, DIE YOUNG, AND HOPE REINCARNATION IS REAL.

IS IT REAL?

ALL I KNOW FOR SURE IS THAT DEAD PEOPLE ARE LESS FUSSY THAN YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dogbert's Life Advice"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features a man seeking advice from Dogbert, who is seated at a desk.
  • The man asks Dogbert to review a file, which Dogbert does with a skeptical expression.
  • Dogbert then delivers a humorous and satirical life advice, stating that the best bet is to live an unhealthy lifestyle, die young, and hope reincarnation is real.
  • The man responds by asking if this is real, to which Dogbert replies that all he knows is that dead people are less fussy than you.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of seeking life advice and the absurdity of Dogbert's response.

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