Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 18th June 2018

Dilbert//10656, first published eight years ago on Monday 18th June 2018

Dogbert Will Start Monday Or Tuesday

Tags

negotiation, irony, appointment, deadline, consultant, training, business

Official transcript

Narrator: Dogbert The Negotiation Trainer. Boss: We'll see you on Monday for our first lesson. Dogbert: Sure. I'll see you on Monday or Tuesday. Possibly Wednesday. Boss: We paid you to start on Monday. Dogbert: Think how much you'll learn when I don't show up.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE NEGOTIATION TRAINER WELL SEE YOU ON MONDAY FOR OUR FIRST LESSON SURE. I'LL SEE YOU ON MONDAY OR TUESDAY. POSSIBLY WEDNESDAY.

WE PAID YOU TO START MONDAY.

THINK HOW MUCH YOULL LEARN WHEN I DON'T SHOW UP.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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