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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 19th June 2018

Dilbert//10657, first published eight years ago on Tuesday 19th June 2018

Negotiating Expert


Tags

consultant, negotiation, training, irony, obliviousness, business


Official transcript

Boss: I hired a consultant to teach us how to negotiate. Normally, he charges triple the market rate, but I talked him down to double. Wally: Where is he? Boss: He said he's teaching us what happens when there's no performance clause in a contract.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I HIRED A CONSULTANT TO TEACH US HOW TO NEGOTIATE NORMALLY, HE CHARGES TRIPLE THE MARKET RATE, BUT I TALKED HIM DOWN TO DOUBLE.

WHERE IS HE?

HE SAID HE'S TEACHING US WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THERE'S NO PERFORMANCE CLAUSE IN A CONTRACT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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