Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 23rd June 2018

Dilbert//10661, first published eight years ago on Saturday 23rd June 2018

How Dare You

Tags

offended, offense, accusation, strategy

Official transcript

Wally: My new defense against every accusation is to be offended by the question. Dilbert: That works? Wally: Depends how hard I sell it. Woman: Why haven't you returned any of my emails? Wally: How dare you!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY NEW DEFENSE AGAINST EVERY ACCUSATION IS TO BE OFFENDED BY THE QUESTION THAT WORKS?

DEPENDS HOW HARD I SELL IT.

WHY HAVEN'T YOU RETURNED ANY OF MY EMAILS?

HOW DARE YOU!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Accusation Defense"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 'Dilbert', revolves around a conversation between two colleagues. The first colleague, wearing a red shirt, states, "My new defense against every accusation is to be offended by the question." The second colleague, dressed in a green shirt, responds with a question, "That works? Depends how hard I sell it." This exchange is followed by a third colleague, wearing a purple shirt, asking, "Why haven't you returned any of my emails?" The first colleague then retorts, "How dare you!" The comic strip humorously portrays the absurdity of using offense as a defense mechanism and the frustration that can arise from unreturned emails.

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