Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 22nd June 2018

Dilbert//10660, first published eight years ago on Friday 22nd June 2018

Wally's Best Play

Tags

excuses, laziness, work ethic, deadline

Official transcript

Wally: There are many, many reasons why my project is late and over budget. Boss: Do any of those reasons not involve your incompetence and sloth? Wally: I think my best play here is to be offended by the question.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THERE ARE MANY, MANY REASONS MY PROJECT IS LATE AND OVER BUDGET.

DO ANY OF THOSE REASONS NOT INVOLVE YOUR INCOMPETENCE AND SLOTH?

I THINK MY BEST PLAY HERE IS TO BE OFFENDED BY THE QUESTION.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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