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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 22nd June 2018

Dilbert//10660, first published eight years ago on Friday 22nd June 2018

Wally's Best Play


Tags

excuses, laziness, work ethic, deadline


Official transcript

Wally: There are many, many reasons why my project is late and over budget. Boss: Do any of those reasons not involve your incompetence and sloth? Wally: I think my best play here is to be offended by the question.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THERE ARE MANY, MANY REASONS MY PROJECT IS LATE AND OVER BUDGET.

DO ANY OF THOSE REASONS NOT INVOLVE YOUR INCOMPETENCE AND SLOTH?

I THINK MY BEST PLAY HERE IS TO BE OFFENDED BY THE QUESTION.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Late and Slothful"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between two individuals, with the first person expressing frustration about their project being late and over budget. The second person responds by asking if any of these reasons involve incompetence or sloth. The first person then suggests that their best play is to be offended by the question.

Key Points:

  • The comic strip highlights the challenges of managing projects and the potential for frustration.
  • The conversation between the two individuals illustrates the complexities of communication and the importance of effective problem-solving.
  • The punchline about being offended by the question adds a humorous touch to the strip.

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