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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 27th June 2018

Dilbert//10665, first published eight years ago on Wednesday 27th June 2018

Ai For Productivity


Tags

meetings, meeting, productivity, obliviousness, business


Official transcript

Boss: We started using A.I. to identify when employees are unproductive. Device: Ping ping ping ping ping ping. Boss: Looks like this meeting is setting off some alarms.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WE STARTED USING A.I. TO IDENTIFY WHEN EMPLOYEES ARE UNPRODUCTIVE.

PING PING PING PING PING PING.

LOOKS LIKE THIS MEETING IS SETTING OFF SOME ALARMS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "A.I. to Identify Unproductive Employees"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features a group of employees in a meeting, discussing the use of artificial intelligence (A.I.) to identify unproductive employees.
  • The A.I. system is introduced, and the employees are asked to identify themselves as unproductive.
  • The A.I. system responds with a loud "PING PING PING" sound, indicating that it has identified several employees as unproductive.
  • The employees are surprised and concerned by the A.I.'s response, and the meeting is adjourned.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of using technology to judge employee productivity, highlighting the potential for errors and biases in such systems.

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