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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 27th June 2018

Dilbert//10665, first published eight years ago on Wednesday 27th June 2018

Ai For Productivity


Tags

meetings, meeting, productivity, obliviousness, business


Official transcript

Boss: We started using A.I. to identify when employees are unproductive. Device: Ping ping ping ping ping ping. Boss: Looks like this meeting is setting off some alarms.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WE STARTED USING A.I. TO IDENTIFY WHEN EMPLOYEES ARE UNPRODUCTIVE.

PING PING PING PING PING PING.

LOOKS LIKE THIS MEETING IS SETTING OFF SOME ALARMS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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