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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 28th June 2018

Dilbert//10666, first published eight years ago on Thursday 28th June 2018

Ted Cross Trains


Tags

cross-training, fired, firing, unemployment


Official transcript

Boss: Ted, I need you to train the new hire how to do your job. Ted: Are you firing me? Boss: No, no. Just standard cross-training. Ted: Okay, I was worried for a second there. Boss: And start tidying up your cubicle.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

TED, I NEED YOU TO TRAIN THE NEW HIRE HOW TO DO YOUR JOB.

ARE YOU FIRING ?

NO, NO.

JUST STANDARD CROSS- TRAINING.

WORRIED FOR A SECOND THERE.

AND START TIDYING UP YOUR CUBICLE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Firing Ted"

Summary:

  • Ted is being fired from his job.
  • He is offered training to learn a new job, but he is resistant.
  • The conversation is humorous and lighthearted, with Ted's reactions being exaggerated for comedic effect.
  • The comic strip is a commentary on the challenges of change and the difficulties of adapting to new roles.

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