Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 30th June 2018

Dilbert//10668, first published eight years ago on Saturday 30th June 2018

No Path To Victory

Tags

catch-22, laziness, request

Official transcript

Woman: Do you have a minute? Wally: Can I get back to you? Woman: If I say yes, I will never hear from you. But if I say no, I'll look like a pushy jerk. I don't see a path to victory here. Wally: Have you tried lowering your expectations?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE?

CAN I GET BACK TO YOU?

IF I SAY YES, I WILL NEVER HEAR FROM YOU.

BUT IF I SAY NO, I'LL LOOK LIKE A PUSHY JERK.

I DON'T SEE A PATH TO VICTORY HERE.

HAVE YOU TRIED LOWERING YOUR EXPECTATIONS?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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