Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 1st July 2018

Dilbert//10669, first published eight years ago on Sunday 1st July 2018

Tags

argument, arguing, accusation, social media, technology

Official transcript

Man: Why did you say we don't have a budget for our project? Dilbert: I never said that. Man: Then why did you say the project isn't feasible? Dilbert: I never said anything like that. Man: But you did say you thought it would take ten years to finish? Dilbert: I've never said anything like that. Man: Hahaha! You're in total meltdown mode now. Dilbert: I already forgot what we were talking about. Boss: How was your talk with Dilbert? Man: He's backpedaling after I totally owned him.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHY DID YOU SAY WE DON'T HAVE A BUDGET FOR OUR PROJECT?

I NEVER SAID THAT.

THEN WHY DID YOU SAY THE PROJECT ISN'T FEASIBLE?

I NEVER SAID ANYTHING LIKE THAT.

BUT YOU DID SAY YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD TAKE TEN YEARS TO FINISH?

I'VE NEVER SAID ANYTHING LIKE THAT.

HAHAHA!

YOU'RE IN TOTAL MODE NOUN I ALREADY FORGOT WHAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT.

HOW WAS YOUR TALK WITH DILBERT?

HE'S BACKPEDALING AFTER I TOTALLY OWNED HIM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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