Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 3rd July 2018

Dilbert//10671, first published eight years ago on Tuesday 3rd July 2018

And Monkeys

Tags

motivation, work ethic, engagement, monkeys

Official transcript

Dilbert: I don't feel my job is helping me reach my human potential. Boss: We only pay you because monkeys are hard to train and robots are expensive. Dilbert; Maybe I'll just play with my phone and pretend to work. Boss: That's what got the monkey fired.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DON'T FEEL MY JOB IS HELPING ME REACH MY HUMAN POTENTIAL.

WE ONLY PAY YOU BECAUSE MONKEYS ARE HARD TO TRAIN AND ROBOTS ARE EXPENSIVE.

MAYBE I'LL JUST PLAY WITH MY PHONE AND PRETEND TO WORK.

THAT'S WHAT GOT THE MONKEY FIRED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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