Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 4th July 2018

Dilbert//10672, first published eight years ago on Wednesday 4th July 2018

Reducing Headcount By Attrition

Tags

big business, injury, layoff, osha, safety

Official transcript

CEO: We need to reduce headcount, but we plan to do it by attrition. We're loosening our safety standards and letting nature do the rest. Voice: Gaaa!!! Ouch!!! CEO: You might want to keep your headphones on for a week or so.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE NEED TO REDUCE HEADCOUNT, BUT WE PLAN TO DO IT BY ATTRITION.

WE'RE LOOSENING OUR SAFETY STANDARDS AND LETTING NATURE DO THE REST.

GAAA!!!

OUCH!!!

YOU MIGHT WANT TO KEEP YOUR HEADPHONES ON FOR A WEEK OR SO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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