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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 7th July 2018

Dilbert//10675, first published eight years ago on Saturday 7th July 2018

Can't Remember Wally's Project


Tags

language, jargon, obliviousness, bluff, managers


Official transcript

Boss: I can't remember what project you're working on. Wally: I'm integrating parallel platforms for load balancing across incremental networks. Boss: Keep doing that. I can never tell when I'm having a good day.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT PROJECT YOU'RE WORKING ON.

I'M INTEGRATING PARALLEL PLATFORMS FOR LOAD BALANCING ACROSS INCREMENTAL NETWORKS.

KEEP DOING THAT.

I CAN NEVER TELL WHEN I'M HAVING A GOOD DAY

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Parallel Projects"

Summary:

  • The comic strip depicts a conversation between two coworkers.
  • One coworker is frustrated with their workload, mentioning multiple projects they are working on simultaneously.
  • The other coworker suggests integrating parallel platforms for load balancing across incremental networks.
  • The first coworker responds with sarcasm, stating they can never tell when they are having a good day.
  • The comic strip humorously highlights the challenges of managing multiple projects and the importance of finding ways to cope with stress.

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