Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 7th July 2018

Dilbert//10675, first published eight years ago on Saturday 7th July 2018

Can't Remember Wally's Project

Tags

language, jargon, obliviousness, bluff, managers

Official transcript

Boss: I can't remember what project you're working on. Wally: I'm integrating parallel platforms for load balancing across incremental networks. Boss: Keep doing that. I can never tell when I'm having a good day.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT PROJECT YOU'RE WORKING ON.

I'M INTEGRATING PARALLEL PLATFORMS FOR LOAD BALANCING ACROSS INCREMENTAL NETWORKS.

KEEP DOING THAT.

I CAN NEVER TELL WHEN I'M HAVING A GOOD DAY

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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