Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 6th July 2018

Dilbert//10674, first published eight years ago on Friday 6th July 2018

No Plans To Reorganize

Tags

reorganization, rumor, insult, logic

Official transcript

Boss: There is absolutely no truth to the rumor that management is thinking about reorganizing the department. But reorganizing would obviously be a smart thing to do. Dilbert: Then why are you not considering it? Boss: This is exactly why no one likes you.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO TRUTH TO THE RUMOR THAT MANAGEMENT IS THINKING ABOUT REORGANIZING THE DEPARTMENT.

BUT REORGANIZING WOULD OBVIOUSLY BE A SMART THING TO DO.

THEN WHY ARE YOU NOT CONSIDERING IT?

THIS IS EXACTLY WHY NO ONE LIKES YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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