Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 9th July 2018

Dilbert//10677, first published eight years ago on Monday 9th July 2018

Your Lying Face

Tags

meeting, assumption, face, facial expression, business

Official transcript

Dilbert: Why didn't you invite me to the meeting? Man: I could tell by your face that you didn't want to be invited. Dilbert: But I did want to be invited. Man: Tell that to your lying face.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO THE MEETING?

I COULD TELL BY YOUR FACE THAT YOU DIDN'T WANT TO BE INVITED.

BUT I DID WANT TO BE INVITED.

TELL THAT TO YOUR LYING FACE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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