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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 9th July 2018

Dilbert//10677, first published eight years ago on Monday 9th July 2018

Your Lying Face


Tags

meeting, assumption, face, facial expression, business


Official transcript

Dilbert: Why didn't you invite me to the meeting? Man: I could tell by your face that you didn't want to be invited. Dilbert: But I did want to be invited. Man: Tell that to your lying face.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO THE MEETING?

I COULD TELL BY YOUR FACE THAT YOU DIDN'T WANT TO BE INVITED.

BUT I DID WANT TO BE INVITED.

TELL THAT TO YOUR LYING FACE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The Uninvited Guest"

Summary:

This comic strip, originally published in 2018, features Dilbert and a coworker in a humorous exchange. The coworker asks why Dilbert didn't invite him to a meeting, to which Dilbert responds that he could tell by his face that he didn't want to be invited. The coworker then reveals that he did want to be invited but didn't want to be seen as lying, so he told Dilbert that he didn't want to be invited. The strip pokes fun at the awkwardness of social interactions and the complexities of human communication.

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