Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 10th July 2018

Dilbert//10678, first published eight years ago on Tuesday 10th July 2018

Mind Reader Coworker

Tags

paranoia, body language, assume, assumption, conclusions

Official transcript

Man: Why do you hate the plan so much? Dilbert: I don't hate the plan. I like the plan. Man: No, I can tell by the way you chose your words that you hate it. Now I can tell by your face that you hate me. Dilbert: You're like a blind squirrel who brings his own nuts to the park.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHY DO YOU HATE THE PLAN SO MUCH?

I DON'T HATE THE PLAN. I LIKE THE PLAN NO, I CAN TELL BY THE WAY YOU CHOSE YOUR WORDS THAT YOU HATE IT.

NOW I CAN TELL BY YOUR FACE THAT YOU HATE ME.

YOU'RE LIKE A BLIND SQUIRREL WHO BRINGS HIS OWN NUTS TO THE PARK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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