Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 10th July 2018

Dilbert//10678, first published eight years ago on Tuesday 10th July 2018

Dilbert for Monday 9th July 2018

Dilbert for Wednesday 11th July 2018

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Tags

paranoia, body language, assume, assumption, conclusions

Official transcript

Man: Why do you hate the plan so much? Dilbert: I don't hate the plan. I like the plan. Man: No, I can tell by the way you chose your words that you hate it. Now I can tell by your face that you hate me. Dilbert: You're like a blind squirrel who brings his own nuts to the park.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHY DO YOU HATE THE PLAN SO MUCH?

I DON'T HATE THE PLAN. I LIKE THE PLAN NO, I CAN TELL BY THE WAY YOU CHOSE YOUR WORDS THAT YOU HATE IT.

NOW I CAN TELL BY YOUR FACE THAT YOU HATE ME.

YOU'RE LIKE A BLIND SQUIRREL WHO BRINGS HIS OWN NUTS TO THE PARK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Plan"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between two individuals, with one expressing their dislike for a plan and the other sharing their reasons for disliking it. The conversation is presented in three panels, with each panel showing a different stage of the conversation.

Panel 1:

The first individual asks, "Why do you hate the plan so much?"
The second individual responds, "I don't hate the plan. I like the plan."

Panel 2:

The first individual asks, "No, I can tell by the way you chose your words that you hate it."
The second individual responds, "Now I can tell by your face that you hate me."

Panel 3:

The second individual says, "You're like a blind squirrel who brings his own nuts to the park."

Overall:

The comic strip highlights the absurdity of the conversation, as the individuals' words and actions do not align with their stated intentions. The use of humor and satire adds to the comedic effect, making the comic strip an entertaining and thought-provoking read.

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