Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 14th July 2018

Dilbert//10682, first published eight years ago on Saturday 14th July 2018

One Problem Becomes Two

Tags

complaining, complaint, belief, opinion

Official transcript

Dilbert: Today a dozen people got angry at me because they believed I was privately thinking the opposite of what I was saying. Why can't people just listen to my words?? Dogbert: Have you tried not being boring? Dilbert: Whenever I tell you I have one problem, I leave with two.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TODAY A DOZEN PEOPLE GOT ANGRY AT ME BECAUSE THEY BELIEVED I WAS PRIVATELY THINKING THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I WAS SAYING.

WHY CAN'T PEOPLE JUST LISTEN TO MY WORDS???

HAVE YOU TRIED NOT BEING BORING?

WHENEVER I TELL YOU I HAVE ONE PROBLEM, I LEAVE WITH TWO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Private Thoughts"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a man's frustration with people not listening to his words. He shares his private thoughts, only to be met with confusion and disinterest. The strip humorously highlights the challenges of effective communication and the importance of being heard.

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