Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 14th July 2018

Dilbert//10682, first published eight years ago on Saturday 14th July 2018

One Problem Becomes Two

Tags

complaining, complaint, belief, opinion

Official transcript

Dilbert: Today a dozen people got angry at me because they believed I was privately thinking the opposite of what I was saying. Why can't people just listen to my words?? Dogbert: Have you tried not being boring? Dilbert: Whenever I tell you I have one problem, I leave with two.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TODAY A DOZEN PEOPLE GOT ANGRY AT ME BECAUSE THEY BELIEVED I WAS PRIVATELY THINKING THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I WAS SAYING.

WHY CAN'T PEOPLE JUST LISTEN TO MY WORDS???

HAVE YOU TRIED NOT BEING BORING?

WHENEVER I TELL YOU I HAVE ONE PROBLEM, I LEAVE WITH TWO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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