Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 13th July 2018

Dilbert//10681, first published eight years ago on Friday 13th July 2018

Everyone Says You Disagree With Everything

Tags

accusation, catch-22, rebuttal, defensive

Official transcript

Boss: Everyone says you aren't being a team player because you keep disagreeing with everything. Dilbert: Everyone does not say that, and I don't disagree with everything. Boss: There you go again. You'd be a terrible lawyer. Dilbert: Thank you.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

EVERYONE SAYS YOU AREN'T BEING A TEAM PLAYER BECAUSE YOU KEEP DISAGREEING WITH EVERYTHING.

EVERYONE DOES NOT SAY THAT, AND I DON'T DISAGREE WITH EVERYTHING.

THERE YOU GO AGAIN.

YOU'D BE A TERRIBLE LAWYER.

THANK YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.