Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 13th July 2018
Dilbert//10681, first published eight years ago on Friday 13th July 2018
Everyone Says You Disagree With Everything
Tags
accusation, catch-22, rebuttal, defensive
Official transcript
Boss: Everyone says you aren't being a team player because you keep disagreeing with everything. Dilbert: Everyone does not say that, and I don't disagree with everything. Boss: There you go again. You'd be a terrible lawyer. Dilbert: Thank you.
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
EVERYONE SAYS YOU AREN'T BEING A TEAM PLAYER BECAUSE YOU KEEP DISAGREEING WITH EVERYTHING.
EVERYONE DOES NOT SAY THAT, AND I DON'T DISAGREE WITH EVERYTHING.
THERE YOU GO AGAIN.
YOU'D BE A TERRIBLE LAWYER.
THANK YOU.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "The Terrible Lawyer"
Summary:
The comic strip features a conversation between two characters, with the first character expressing frustration with being perceived as a team player. The second character responds by saying that everyone does not say that and that they don't disagree with everything. The first character then reveals that they would be a terrible lawyer, implying that their inability to disagree is a weakness.
Key Points:
- The first character is frustrated with being seen as a team player.
- The second character responds by saying that not everyone agrees with everything.
- The first character reveals that they would be a terrible lawyer due to their inability to disagree.
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