Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 18th July 2018
Dilbert//10686, first published eight years ago on Wednesday 18th July 2018
Elbonian Ninjas
Tags
controversy, offense, offensive, threat, murder, ninja, optimism
Official transcript
Boss: The sales video you made for our Elbonian market is causing a public relations crisis. Their government has ordered Elbonian ninjas to kill you in your sleep. Dilbert: In my sleep? The best way to die! Boss: Stop confusing my bad news with your good news.
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
THE SALES VIDEO YOU MADE FOR OUR ELBONIAN MARKET IS CAUSING A PUBLIC RELATIONS CRISIS THEIR GOVERNMENT HAS ORDERED ELBONIAN NINJAS TO KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP.
IN MY SLEEP?
THAT'S THE BEST WAY TO DIE!
STOP CONFUSING MY BAD NEWS WITH YOUR GOOD NEWS.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "Elbonian Ninjas"
Summary:
The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with black hair, engaging in a conversation with his coworker. The coworker is holding a coffee cup and wearing a red sweater.
- Panel 1: The coworker announces that a sales video created for the Elbonian market is causing a public relations crisis.
- Panel 2: The coworker reveals that their government has ordered Elbonian ninjas to kill them in their sleep.
- Panel 3: Dilbert responds by saying, "In my sleep? That's the best way to die!"
- Panel 4: The coworker advises Dilbert to stop confusing his bad news with good news.
Key Takeaway:
The comic strip humorously portrays the coworker's dire situation and Dilbert's sarcastic response, highlighting the absurdity of the situation.
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