Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 18th July 2018

Dilbert//10686, first published eight years ago on Wednesday 18th July 2018

Elbonian Ninjas

Tags

controversy, offense, offensive, threat, murder, ninja, optimism

Official transcript

Boss: The sales video you made for our Elbonian market is causing a public relations crisis. Their government has ordered Elbonian ninjas to kill you in your sleep. Dilbert: In my sleep? The best way to die! Boss: Stop confusing my bad news with your good news.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE SALES VIDEO YOU MADE FOR OUR ELBONIAN MARKET IS CAUSING A PUBLIC RELATIONS CRISIS THEIR GOVERNMENT HAS ORDERED ELBONIAN NINJAS TO KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP.

IN MY SLEEP?

THAT'S THE BEST WAY TO DIE!

STOP CONFUSING MY BAD NEWS WITH YOUR GOOD NEWS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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