Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 19th July 2018

Dilbert//10687, first published eight years ago on Thursday 19th July 2018

Death By Ninjas Is Best

Tags

ninja, hit man, optimism, frustration, irony

Official transcript

Wally: Why aren't you worried about the Elbonian ninjas who are reportedly coming here to kill you in your sleep? Dilbert: That's the best way to die. I won't care about anything after I'm gone, so this is the ideal scenario for me. Elbonian 1: He's ruining everything with his cheery attitude. Elbonian 2: Let's see how he likes another thirty years in a cubicle.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHY AREN'T YOU WORRIED ABOUT THE ELBONIAN NINJAS WHO ARE REPORTEDLY COMING HERE TO KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP?

THAT'S THE BEST WAY TO DIE. I WON'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING AFTER I'M GONE, SO THIS IS THE IDEAL SCENARIO FOR ME.

HE'S RUINING EVERYTHING WITH HIS CHEERY ATTITUDE.

LET'S SEE HOW HE LIKES ANOTHER THIRTY YEARS IN A CUBICLE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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